What to do with a pair of kittens
What to do with a pair of kittens
What to Do with a Pair of Kittens
Summary
One day, a post, “Your Beloved Fu Yuqian Is a Cat Killer,” suddenly appeared on the forum, and the followers clicked on it.
It turns out this is what it says: Every day Fu Yuqian kissed the cat’s mouth, kissed the cat’s claws, rang the bell, told the cat “I love you”, even slept with the cat. Fu Yuqian’s fans are suffocating. I’m willing to be this cat!
Song Yu, who has been shaking for half a day, is desperate to sigh. The man who had not seen him for so long held him in his arms: “Give me another kiss.”
Song Yu is a top-line entertainment icon, with 50m fans, and the comprehensive entertainment company is set up in a row to select him.
The only thing wrong with it is the presence of Fu Yuqian. This guy was born to take advantage of him, he was taller than him, he had more endorsements than him, and even had 20,000 more fans than him!
Soon after Song Yu had an accident, he woke up and found himself a cat raised by Fu Yuqian.
Hahaha, God help me, this young master must find all your flaws, and when you get back to the internet, all of them will be exposed! Song cat, who keeps an eye on people all the time, discovered that Fu Yuqian had no flaws, he was still the same with people in front of him, being nice to people and gentle to the cat, except for doing things that could not be described!
And then, get out of here! I’m gonna be a cat again!
“It’s too late…” The man grabbed his waist and brought him back into his arms.
What to Do with a Pair of Kittens
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Summary
One day, a post, “Your Beloved Fu Yuqian Is a Cat Killer,” suddenly appeared on the forum, and the followers clicked on it.
It turns out this is what it says: Every day Fu Yuqian kissed the cat’s mouth, kissed the cat’s claws, rang the bell, told the cat “I love you”, even slept with the cat. Fu Yuqian’s fans are suffocating. I’m willing to be this cat!
Song Yu, who has been shaking for half a day, is desperate to sigh. The man who had not seen him for so long held him in his arms: “Give me another kiss.”
Song Yu is a top-line entertainment icon, with 50m fans, and the comprehensive entertainment company is set up in a row to select him.
The only thing wrong with it is the presence of Fu Yuqian. This guy was born to take advantage of him, he was taller than him, he had more endorsements than him, and even had 20,000 more fans than him!
Soon after Song Yu had an accident, he woke up and found himself a cat raised by Fu Yuqian.
Hahaha, God help me, this young master must find all your flaws, and when you get back to the internet, all of them will be exposed! Song cat, who keeps an eye on people all the time, discovered that Fu Yuqian had no flaws, he was still the same with people in front of him, being nice to people and gentle to the cat, except for doing things that could not be described!
And then, get out of here! I’m gonna be a cat again!
“It’s too late…” The man grabbed his waist and brought him back into his arms.
What to Do with a Pair of Kittens
Summary
One day, a post, “Your Beloved Fu Yuqian Is a Cat Killer,” suddenly appeared on the forum, and the followers clicked on it.
It turns out this is what it says: Every day Fu Yuqian kissed the cat’s mouth, kissed the cat’s claws, rang the bell, told the cat “I love you”, even slept with the cat. Fu Yuqian’s fans are suffocating. I’m willing to be this cat!
Song Yu, who has been shaking for half a day, is desperate to sigh. The man who had not seen him for so long held him in his arms: “Give me another kiss.”
Song Yu is a top-line entertainment icon, with 50m fans, and the comprehensive entertainment company is set up in a row to select him.
The only thing wrong with it is the presence of Fu Yuqian. This guy was born to take advantage of him, he was taller than him, he had more endorsements than him, and even had 20,000 more fans than him!
Soon after Song Yu had an accident, he woke up and found himself a cat raised by Fu Yuqian.
Hahaha, God help me, this young master must find all your flaws, and when you get back to the internet, all of them will be exposed! Song cat, who keeps an eye on people all the time, discovered that Fu Yuqian had no flaws, he was still the same with people in front of him, being nice to people and gentle to the cat, except for doing things that could not be described!
And then, get out of here! I’m gonna be a cat again!
“It’s too late…” The man grabbed his waist and brought him back into his arms.
What to Do with a Pair of Kittens
Chapter 1: Orange stand stuck by the fence
Beijing Airport Road.
The spacious two-way four-lane traffic is endless, and a GMC-SAVANA motorhome is driving fast.
«So, do you play privately? Want to enter a lonely ravine where birds don’t **** for half a year?» Zhao Huaqi’s voice grew sharper, «I tell you, immediately cancel the contract for me, I absolutely disagree!»
«I can cancel the contract, but you have to push the cosmetics ad that I just received. What is the favorite color personally selected by the gentle man? Isn’t that lipstick the death Barbie powder? Can my fans look good on it? Don’t change into an African girl in seconds? Don’t think that I don’t know, many people are bored with acne, dry skin is changed to oily skin, oily skin is used to change oil field, you want to use my fan’s face to cook Really?» Song Yu’s mouth was sharp, and the bead with a cannon made a pass.
«Poof.» The assistant sitting in the co-pilot’s seat didn’t hold back and quickly covered his mouth.
Driver Lao Lu also pursed his mouth, listening with relish.
Zhao Hua’s face was a little uncomfortable: «You are a man, what do you know. They are first-line products, and the prices are also appropriate, and there will be no accident.»
«Anyway, I won’t lie to my fans. If you don’t push this contract for me, I will enter the village to film.»
«Song Yu, it seems that you really forgot, how much effort the company has spent to smooth you out, your family, your experience, don’t think you are red, the company can’t control it.» Zhao Hua couldn’t control Song Yu, lowered the voice threat.
«Sister Hua, don’t go too far.» When it comes to the family, Song Yu’s heart hurts like a needle. He closed his eyes and his voice was a little dumb. «If it’s a big deal, the net will break, I. «
Before he finished speaking, the assistant suddenly screamed, «Master Lu, stop, red light—!»
Song Yu panicked and turned her head, but just saw the car flying from the north and south lanes, the harsh brakes, the huge collision sound, Song Yu only felt a sharp pain in the back of the head, and fell into the darkness.
When he opened his eyes again, Song Yu only felt that his head was dizzy, as if it was a sequela of long sleep. God knows he hasn’t enjoyed such sleep for a long time.
But after he looked at the furnishings in the house, his eyes widened in surprise. Why was he not in the hospital, but in a very luxurious. cat room?
The room of about 30 square meters, all neat and complete, is full of cat toys, all kinds of cat litters, litter boxes, cat bowls, a cat climbing frame on a whole wall, made into a castle style, he looked down and saw His light-yellow textured hairy arm is lying on the ground with the peasant.
It took Song Yu twenty minutes to digest the fact that he became a cat.
He first tried to speak, but the soft meow sound came out, and then he jumped out of the cat litter on the cat’s climbing frame. There was a loud «bang» landing sound, and there was a little pain on the foot pads.
He really turned into an orange cat with the legendary big orange as the weight!
Song Yu’s heart was in tears, how could he be so unlucky, it was near the New Year’s Eve, something happened to his mother, his fans, and he was wearing it in the book? parallel world? Where is it!
He must get the information first.
The door of the cat room was not closed. Song Yu tried to move his four legs. At first, he was inconvenient. He always turned around. He stumbled when descending the stairs. The remaining four steps rolled down.
Song Yu meowed angrily and started looking for the location of the study.
On the first floor of the study, Song Yu jumped into the chair and stretched out the cat’s claws and pressed the power button.
But the computer has a password!
Song Yu entered a few at random, and it was all wrong, and he could only jump down discouraged, and did not forget to force the shutdown. The tablet also comes with a password. Song Yu was afraid that the owner would come back to suspiciously. After entering the wrong two times, it was useless.
Song Yu walked around the room and found that the owner was a little wrong, because many places were locked, as if hiding some invisible secrets.
What is his identity? Song Yu was a little curious, but he could not find the information, he could only go out from here.
He guessed that if he was still in the original world, the news of his car accident must have come out. After all, he is now the hottest super first-line traffic niche. On average, there is one girlfriend for every four girls.
Then if he meets people on the road, he may know the address of the hospital where he lives from the talk of passersby.
I’m too smart too!
Song Yu did it as soon as he thought about it. The owner was rich and there is no doubt about it, so the windows in the rooms are all equipped with anti-theft bars.
He tried to jump hard and sweated a lot, but Mudu’s body restricted his bouncing power, and he jumped a dozen times. Finally, he barely reached the door handle. With enough weight, he successfully opened the door of the living room and arrived. The yard.
Although it’s almost late winter, the pink house in the courtyard is still open with beautiful pink and white roses. Song Yu loves the roses very much and can’t help but stop to watch them for a while. The roses are of good variety and well maintained. The host is very tasteful and likes it.
But now it is important to return to his body, he must know what happened to him.
But the door of the living room could be opened from the inside. The yard was locked. Song Yu was anxious and turned his head to see that the yard was fenced. He could leave the fence.
Song Yu ran up to the fence again, struggling to jump on a low wall that was fifty centimeters full, grabbed with powerful small claws, and tried to drill out.
Head, easy to pass, two front paws, also over the fence, belly. belly stuck!
Song Yu quickly inhaled and tried to contract her abdomen. The small claws pulled hard and crawled out. Very well. It was two centimeters closer to freedom!
Song Yu Song, who was tired, took a rest and continued, and as a result felt his stomach tightened.
Song Yu screamed, and then thought of inhaling, and continued to climb out, but he desperately found that he could not move, and he could not move backwards or back!
Doesn’t it mean that cats are all liquid? Why is he the only solid!
Song Yu paid a heavy price for underestimating his figure.
Help, did anyone come to rescue the cat.
In the villa area where every inch of gold is, there is a miserable cry of help from a cat.
Song Yu howled untiringly for a while, and finally summoned two beautiful young ladies, Song Yu hurriedly lifted her front paws and sold them cutely, screaming softly and cutely at them.
«Orange Block! Why are you stuck here!» The younger sister immediately ran over and helped Song Yu to try to pull him out, but Song Yu stuck to a relatively thin waist and went to the past After being unable to move, Song Yu endured the pain and was unsuccessful.
Sister Changfa said: «If this doesn’t work, it will hurt the internal organs of the cat. What about the owner, how can I let the cat run around in the yard?»
«Then let’s quickly call the fire service, and then ask who lives here, contact us quickly.» Miss curly hair interface.
The two acted immediately, and soon the property was found. The owner called Fu Yuqian.
«Fu Yuqian?!» Sister Curly Hair was shocked, «I actually live in a community with Fu Yuqian?!»
Song Yu was also shocked, he, he, he turned into a dead rival Fu Yuqian’s cat?
He and Fu Yuqian are two of the best people in the circle. The king doesn’t see the king, he is dead, he meets with blood and rain, especially the kind of terrible.
The reason for their enmity was that they made their debuts on the same time and took the same route. Therefore, they competed for the Best Newcomer Award together. That year, a double yellow egg broke out. He and Fu Yuqian got them at the same time.
Before that, he privately heard about Fu Yuqian’s solid one-meter eight-five. In order to maintain his one-meter eight-third height without collapsing, he quietly wore a heightening pad.
However, when the two went to the stage to receive the award, Song Yu was too nervous and had not noticed the laces. When they were walking side by side, they were accidentally stepped on by Fu Yuqian. He fell into Fu Yuqian’s arms and fell off his feet. A playful heightened insole jumped and was exposed in front of the national audience.
At that time, Fu Yuqian was extremely surprised. He helped him to stand firm and then smiled and picked him up the shoes and heightened insoles. Song Yu was embarrassed and embarrassed, and he burst into tears!
He must have deliberately stepped on his shoelace!
I thought his star career was ruined, but I didn’t expect it to be a hit.
Liangzi between them can be considered a knot.
In addition, he has more endorsements and more girlfriends, and the two have gradually evolved into today’s disagreement.
Therefore, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can also be messy, but when Fu Yuqian’s cat is absolutely impossible!
He must try to escape!
Thinking about this, he started crawling out again, and meowed angrily.
But the young lady quickly stopped his behavior, and calmed down: «Orange man, the brother of the firefighter will come to rescue you immediately.»
The property over there also contacted Fu Yuqian, saying that he was on the way back and would be able to return immediately.
While waiting, the younger sister appeased him while making a video of the vibrato, which quickly attracted attention and became popular, and a hahaha sound beneath it was quickly recognized as the orange seat of Fu Yuqian’s family. Reprinted to other platforms.
Suddenly, Miss Changfa panicked: «Man Ling, look at it, Song Yu is in a car accident! It is the driver who is running through the red light. It is now the number one hot search.»
«Gosh, how could this be!»
Song Yu also tried hard to meow, in which hospital, tell me quickly.
«They are now rescued at the First People’s Hospital, don’t be okay!» Man Ling’s eyes were sadly red, «I am a Pisces girl, I don’t want him to have an accident.»
Don’t cry, don’t cry, I’m fine, I just turned into a cat, Song Yu meowed anxiously.
At this time, there was the sound of a car driving, and the firefighters arrived with Fu Yuqian.
Fu Yuqian’s 1.85-meter model figure walks with an aura. His facial features are very deep. It is said that he has a quarter of Russian origin and a strong family background. His speech and manners are as elegant and charming as your son.
But in Song Yu’s view, he inevitably remembered the night when the award was presented, the hug of cedarwood, and the hateful smile.
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What to Do with a Pair of Kittens
Chapter 2: To be stripped
Song Yuqi almost didn’t cry, why was he in front of his rival every time he was embarrassed!
This deadly rival is like a dog, wearing high-order shirts and trousers, and people have to notice his straight long legs unconsciously during the walk. His expression is very anxious, and it is sad when he looks carefully?
Song Yu habitually vomited, the master was just stuck, but not dead, what is so sad, fake, shit!
The firefighters were two very young men. When they saw the shape of Song Yu, they were also amused. They first looked at Song Yu’s situation and turned to Fu Yuqian: «Mr. Fu, your cat happens to be stuck on the waist. It’s a relatively thin part. It’s not easy to force it. You can only cut off the railing, is it okay? «
«Of course.» Fu Yuqian squatted down and reached out his hand to touch Song Yu’s head. The magnetic sound hailed by fans as a subwoofer was gently soothed. «You don’t need to be afraid, Brother Fire will rescue you soon.» Even careful. Cover Song Yu’s ear with her hand.
Song Yu’s ears were sensitive and itchy, and he shivered reflexively. He didn’t feel touched when he heard his appeasement. Instead, he bit his head at the tiger’s mouth of Fu Yuqian’s hand. The little master bite and bleed for you!
Fu Yuqian didn’t move at all, and let Song Yu bite: «Yu Yi, be patient, and it will be fine soon.»
The two young ladies next to me saw that Fu Yuqian, who was so gentle and beautiful, was about to suffocate. The mobile phone had been standing upright, taking pictures and videos crazy.
Song Yu has Fu Yuqian’s tiger mouth, and he didn’t really bite it. Although he hates this deadly rival, it is not Fu Yuqian’s responsibility to become like this, and he has to get a vaccine and an injection. Talked.
The firefighters are very skilled and have rich experience in saving pets from being stuck. Carefully avoid Song Yu, cut a railing into a gap, and then hold Song Yu to mention it up, Song Yu finally escaped from birth!
» Thank you, sorry for the trouble.
Song Yu leaned his head against the firefighter’s hand, his round cat’s eyes narrowed, and looked at the right moment. He jumped handsomely from the firefighter’s hand-and he fell flat on his four feet to a cat cake The flesh on the body also bounced a few times.
The young fireman was startled, and repeatedly apologized: «Sorry, sorry, I just didn’t hold on!»
Fu Yuqian has leaned over to pick up Song Yu, who had fallen, and stroked his head comfortably. He said gently: «It’s okay, it’s just naughty, thank you for coming to save you, and I’ve lost your time. I’ll spend a few days. A batch of fire-fighting equipment will be donated in the name of Yi, please also accept it.»
The firefighter quickly waved his hand: «You are welcome, Mr. Fu, this is our job. You should take the cat to check first. It was not too light when you just fell, and it was stuck in the railing. It’s better to go for an inspection together.»
«I will, thanks again.» Fu Yuqian responded.
After the firefighters left, Fu Yuqian also drove to the pet hospital where he often mourned Song Yu.
In the car, Fu Yuqian’s assistant Lele brushed Weibo in the car and saw #FU Yuqian’s orange cat was stuck on the railing. The topic has become a hot search, quickly climbed to the second place, followed by a Smiley.
It is second only to the topic of #宋钰车救眠迷不醒#.
She was very anxious in her heart and said to Fu Yuqian: «Brother Qian, you have been on the hot search, and with Song Yu, I immediately contacted the public relations to remove the hot search.»
Fu Yuqian responded faintly.
But it was too late.
The sad Song Yuwei fans were originally disappointed with Fu Yuqian. Now that Song Yu is still alive in a car accident, he is still using a cat to rub the heat. It is still not a person!
The extreme grief finally found a vent, and a swarm of bees swarmed under Fu Yuqian’s account and swiped crazy on the latest Weibo comment.
[Are RX buns delicious, spicy chicken! 】
[At this time also buy hot search, vomit! 】
[Does the cat know that he can’t get through the fence? Guess it is artificial? Your product, your product. 】
Fu Yuqian’s fans were naturally unwilling to be outdone, and immediately organized a counterattack. The fans on both sides were dark, and they switched from Weibo to other platforms. Buy other celebrities on hot search.
«Brother Qian, I have contacted the company to deal with it, but Song Yu’s fans are too fierce to control, and Yin Brother is still abroad. He said he would come back as soon as possible.» Lele panicked, «Brother Qian, we What should I do?»
Song Yu, who was waiting in the queue and was waiting for inspection, was turned around lazily, and his mouth curled up with a smile, his tail flicked: «Meow
«Don’t deal with it, let them scold.» Fu Yuqian saw Song Yu roll over and immediately reached out to press on his soft stomach, because the feel was so good, he also squeezed, Song Yu immediately reached out his hand and pushed his hand, hand Take it away, is it shameful to eat the young man’s tofu?
Fu Yuqian, who was pushed, pinched his white paws and pinched his meat pad to play with it. Song Yu couldn’t do anything. He just bit his mouth and Fu Yuqian let go.
Song Yu still thought about how to escape, he had to see his body with his own eyes.
But Fu Yuqian held him tightly and didn’t give him a chance to run.
Moreover, as he is now fat, it is estimated that Fu Yuqian hasn’t run fast. After all, Fu Yuqian, who once ran a marathon, took third place.
Fu Yuqian’s running marathon has also been hotly searched. The title of #傅予骞耐力# can hardly be read closely, and the fans’ words are also very bold, which is the word for tigers and wolves.
Song Yu died again. Although he also has muscles, his endurance is not enough. Running for three kilometers will kill him.
«Brother Qian, Song Yu’s fans scolded too much, we will do nothing, your fans will be sad.» Lele did not understand.
Fu Yuqian’s eyes drooped, and his long, thick eyelashes covered the emotions in his eyes. Lele couldn’t see it, but Song Yu, who was lying on his back, could see clearly. His eyes were sad.
And the facial features can stand such a death angle, still very beautiful.
He has a tenth of his style.
The nose bridge is straight and tall, but the nostrils do not look particularly large. The deep eye sockets, brown eye pupils, the upper and lower eyelashes are thick and long, and slightly curled, just like with their own eyeliner. Countless girlfriend powders are because of these eyes. Song Yu I saw the manuscript several times and said that Fu Yuqian was worth it. Only Song Yu could fight him.
It’s just that he is sad, is it for him?
«He is the most fanatic, so if he is conscious, he must now be worried about the emotions of fans, and let them find a place to vent their grief and divert their attention. It’s also good.» Fu Yuqian’s voice was heavy, «As for us, look back Receive a few more announcements for me, and make more business compensation.»
After hearing this, Song Yu’s flicking tail suddenly froze.
He looked at Fu Yuqian with wide and round cat eyes, as if he only knew him for the first time.
Fu Yuqian, an irreconcilable rival, is his fan running over to vent his emotions?
However, Lele was completely unsurprised and responded directly. Fu Yuqian didn’t speak anymore, just holding Song Yu.
Song Yu was anxious. What happened to Fu Yuqian was clear.
Aren’t they fighting against each other, why do they look for him?
Soon it was his turn to check. The doctor took a film and examined it carefully. He smiled and said: «Mr. Fu doesn’t have to worry, it’s fine, but the little guy should really lose weight. Although orange cats are easy to get fat, they are too Being fat will affect life and even lifespan.»
«Okay, I know, thank you.» Fu Yuqian went home after holding Song Yu.
After so much trouble, it was almost noon. Fu Yuqian put Song Yu on the ground and let him run casually, but Song Yu looked at him with his head up, looking a little dull.
I’m still hungry.
Fu Yuqian squatted down and patted his head: «You play by yourself, I will go to the study.»
Lele didn’t come back with him.
Song Yu wanted to follow in, but was shut outside. Song Yuqi patted the door with his paws to express his dissatisfaction.
He was very anxious, not knowing what his body was now, and how he could find a way to go to the First People’s Hospital.
The accident happened so fast that Song Yu couldn’t respond to anything, and now he can’t remember where he was hurt. Will his face be okay? Why are you running a red light? Lao Lu shouldn’t listen to their obsessive conversation, so didn’t pay attention?
Song Yu couldn’t help but thump.
Fortunately, Song Yu was very comfortable with himself. Now that it is so, he has no way to worry, and his contradiction with Zhao Hua is getting bigger and bigger. He just has time to think calmly.
Therefore, it is better to settle down first, and take the opportunity to look for Fu Yuqian’s black material.
After all, he is now deep inside the enemy. With such a unique opportunity, he must cherish it. When he recovers his body, he will be exposed online and trample him down!
What secrets are hidden in his drawers, the master will find out for you one by one!
Song Yu, who is rubbing his fists and preparing to do important things, doesn’t know that Fu Yuqian is a little puzzled.
After Fu Yuqian turned on the computer and connected to the home surveillance, he called this video for more than an hour to watch it-he often rushed out to announce the filming, except for the assistant who did not ask the nanny at home, so he installed the surveillance and could see it at any time. Yi Yi’s state can even interact with Yi Yi.
At first, Yi slept in the cat litter of the cat climbing frame. After waking up, her eyes seemed blank for a moment, then she jumped down and flicked her paw.
Afterwards, the development became somewhat magical. First, he walked unsteadily, rolled down the stairs, and then he came to the study, opened the computer, and moved the tablet.
Fu Yuqian also found a cat hair on the tablet.
After a few cries, she began to try to open the door and jumped a dozen times to reach the door handle.
After arriving at the yard, he also found that the gate was locked and walked away from the fence.
Yi Yi has always been very quiet, usually in the cat room all day long, so why did its behavior suddenly become so strange?
Fu Yuqian’s eyes were slightly deeper, but he didn’t move.
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