It seems today that all we see

Theme Song

Family Guy, like most television programs, has a theme song. It was created by Walter Murphy.

Revised visuals for the theme song were made for the new widescreen version of the show that started in «Excellence in Broadcasting». While the song is not sung for the «Road to» mini-series», instrumental arrangements are used.

In the early seasons, Chris and Brian’s voices are heard during the last line of the song over everyone else’s. It was rerecorded following the show’s revival, removing these prevalences.

Walter Murphy, Seth MacFarlane and David Zuckerman got an Annie Award nomination for writing the theme song in 2000. [1]

Contents

Listen

Frank Sinatra, Jr. version

Lyrics

Lois: It seems today

That all you see

Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values

Entire Family: On which we used to rely?

Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Lucky there’s a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

Stewie: Laugh and cry!

Entire Family: He’s. a.. Fam..ily. Guy!

Rap Version (Peter Griffin: Husband, Father. Brother?)

Peter: Seems today.

Backup Singers: Seems today.

Peter: That all you see.

Backup Singers: That all you see.

Peter: Is violence in movies.

Backup Singers: Violence in movies.

Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values

On which we used to rely?

Backup Singers: Heeey.

Peter: L-L-L-Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Backup Singers: Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Peter: Lucky there’s a

Backup Singers: Lucky there’s a

Peter: Lucky there’s a

Backup Singers: Lucky there’s a

Peter: Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Backup Singers: Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Peter: Lucky there’s a

Backup Singers: Lucky there’s a

Peter: Lucky there’s a

Backup Singers: Lucky there’s a

Backup Singer: Come on!

Peter: A. Fam. ily.

Peter and Backup Singers: Guuuuuuuuuuy!

Backup Singer: Indahouse!

Backup Singers: Y’know! Y’know!

Corrupted version #1 (Whistle While Your Wife Works)

Lois: It seems today

That all you see

Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values

Entire Family: On which we used to rely?

Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Lucky there’s a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

Peter: [falls down stairs] AAAH! Ow! Aaah! Aaah, ow, ow! [lands on dancer] Dammit!

Lois: Peter, are you all right?

Peter: N-no. I think you should call somebody.

Brian: Ma’am, are you all right?

Dancer: I can’t. breathe.

Brian: Oh, God, I think she’s punctured a lung!

Peter: Aw, dammit, look at my foot, it’s already starting to swell up. I’m looking forward to this week. Friggin’ swelled foot all week.

Stewie: [to the camera] You know we should, we should, you should probably go ahead and shut that off.

Corrupted version #2 (Lottery Fever)

Lois: It seems today

That all you see

Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values

Entire Family: On which we used to rely?

Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Lucky there’s a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make—

[while everyone else dances, a dancer walks down the stairs up to Peter]

Peter: Uh uh, hold it. Hold it. [the music stops] W-What’s going on here?

Dancer: I’m pregnant.

Peter: Y-You’re what?!

Peter: We’re in the middle of a thing here.

Dancer: Well, you didn’t return any of my texts.

Peter: W-W-W-So what’s goin’ on. You want, like, a ride to the place?

Lois: Peter, what’s goin’ on?

Peter: What’s going on, Lois, is that this girl is obviously not well and I have just learned that she’s been stealing from the show and she should probably be escorted out of the building.

[two security guards walk the dancer out of the theme song, everything is silent until Peter looks back at the camera]

Peter: Na. na. Fam. ily. Guy!

Corrupted version #3 (He’s Bla-ack!)

Lois: It seems today

That all you see

Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values

Entire Family: On which we used to rely?

Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Lucky there’s a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

Cleveland: ‘Scuse me, ‘scuse me, sorry. Sorry, Mort, I, uh, I hate to do this.

Mort: What. What’s happening?

Cleveland: They want me in the line.

Mort: Well, where do I go?

Mort: Okay, but I still get paid for today, right?

Cleveland: I. I wouldn’t know, you need to talk to Marla.

Peter: Sorry. [Mort trips.] You okay?

Mort: What do you care?

Entire Family: All the things that make us

Stewie: Laugh and cry!

Entire Family: He’s. a.. Fam..ily. Guy!

Corrupted version #4 (A Lot Going On Upstairs)

Lois: It seems today

That all you see

Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values

Entire Family, although Stewie mumbles through his lines and his dancing is off: On which we used to rely?

Lucky there’s a Family Guy

Lucky there’s a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

Peter: What the Hell? [To a stagehand] Put him on the bench.

Stewie: Wait please, no, I just wasn’t ready.

[Stewie is put on a bench with other characters that have been phased out]

Peter: Don’t worry, we’ll put you in soon.

Fouad: ho, ho, ho. is funny because you won’t be back.

Entire Family sans Stewie: He’s. a.. Fam..ily. Guy!

Being unable to readIt seems 1) _______ (THINK) today not to provide children with a decent 2) _______ (EDUCATE)?

Being unable to read

It seems 1) _______ (THINK) today not to provide children with a decent 2) _______ (EDUCATE).

There is such an emphasis on 3) _______ (ACADEMY) achievement these days that it’s easy to forget what a problem 4) _______ (LITERATE) used to be.

Being unable to read can be 5) _______ (INTENSE) embarrassing and can make someone feel like a complete 6) _______ (FAIL).

Someone who can’t read is often 7) _______ (UNDERSTAND) afraid of certain situations.

The problem can seem 8) _______ (SOLVE).

However, given the right teacher, a lot of hard work and a 9) _______ (REASON) amount of time, anyone can learn.

Being able to read can lead to an 10) _______ (IMPROVE) quality of life.

It seems 1) unthinkable (THINK) today not to provide children with a

decent 2) education (EDUCATE).

There is such an emphasis on 3) academic

(ACADEMY) achievement these days that it’s easy to forget what a problem 4)

illiteracy (LITERATE) used to be.

Being unable to read can be 5) intensely (INTENSE)

embarrassing and can make someone feel like a complete 6) failure (FAIL).

Someone who can’t read is often 7) understandably (UNDERSTAND) afraid of

The problem can seem 8) insolvable (SOLVE).

the right teacher, a lot of hard work and a 9) reasonable (REASON) amount of

time, anyone can learn.

Being able to read can lead to an 10) improved

Family Guy все тексты (слова) песен, переводы, видео, клипы

Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me

Juh juh juh juh
Just like the bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer you can’t sue

(Санта Клаус (С.К.):
Каждый сочельник подарки под ель мы кладём и детишки все любят нас.
Но я устал
И сражён наповал!
(Все):
Рождество лишь только губит нас!

Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
Life isn’t fair
Its sad but its true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree

What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

The Fellas At The Freakin’ FCC Song

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a matter such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
Stewie: And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It’s the plain situation!
There’s no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin FCC!

Brian:
I dream of Republican Town,
Where men to the right of the aisle don’t back down.
The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies
And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties.
Nice place, huh, Rush?

New Brian: I don’t like fancy learnin’ books,

I don’t like apple tarts.

I don’t like cozy breakfast nooks,

I don’t like modern art.

Audience: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

One Boy, one special boy. One boy to go with, to talk with, and walk with. One boy, that’s the way it should be.

(spoken) «that’s the way it should be».

One boy, one certain boy. One boy to laugh with, to joke with, have coke with. One boy, not two or three.

One day, you’ll find out, this is what life is all about. You need someone who, is living just for you.

She packed by bag last night, preflight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high
As a kite by then

I miss the earth so much
I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space

Peter: We gave you Eminem

And Justin Bieber too

Even though they dress and try to talk like you

The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew

Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed

The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America,
The spirit of what’s old and what’s new,
The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America,
The spirit of the red white and blue

The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America,
The spirit of what’s old and what’s new,
The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America,

Peter:
But where are those good ol’ fashioned values

Both: ♪ You and I are so awfully diff’rent ♪ ♪ too awfully different, to ever be pals ♪

Stewie: Do you want to go first?

Brian: Yeah, I’ll go. ♪ Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade ♪

Stewie: Oh, you’re one to talk. ♪ You get a stiffy ♪ ♪ from Phylicia Rashad ♪

Both
You and i are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be palls

Stewie- do you want to go first?
Brian- yeah i’ll go

Dr. Hartman: I don’t know how to tell you this, Mr. Devanney, so I’ll let these guys do it.

Peter: ♪ You have AIDS ♪

Group: ♪ Yes, you have AIDS ♪

Peter: ♪ I hate to tell you, boy ♪ ♪ that you have AIDS ♪

Джессика Билл и Меган Фокс
В паре лишь одних носков
Такой подарок я хочу получить

Да ну, как-то не практично

В Мексике жить своей мечтой
С черными и наркотой

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Western Animation / Family Guy

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Family Guy is an Animated Sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane about a dysfunctional New England family, the Griffins — slow-witted blue-collar jerk Peter, who is basically a crueler, more imbecilic, and often more cheerful Al Bundy; smart and efficient (but neglectful and wild) House Wife Lois; insecure daughter Meg; moronic son Chris; martini-sipping intellectual and incredibly pretentious dog Brian; and laser-toting megalomaniac baby Stewie.

Premiering in 1999 on Fox, the show made history for American network television for being uncanceled — twice. Fox announced the show’s cancellation after its second season in 2000, but the show was resurrected not long after. However, its ratings suffered as its time slot changed constantly and it competed against the ratings-behemoths of Survivor on CBS and Friends on NBC. After the third season in 2002, Fox cancelled the show «for good,» but in 2005, the show was resurrected yet again due to popular demand, impressive ratings for its reruns on Adult Swim, and unusually successful DVD-set sales.

Family Guy has since become one of the network’s most successful franchises, promoted by its suits with the same fervor given to The Simpsons as well as American Idol and 24 in their heydays. This made Seth MacFarlane the highest-paid Hollywood writer for a few years after its second revamp, and allowed him to produce the Spin-Off series American Dad! (which was actually made to replace Family Guy) and The Cleveland Show, both under the same studio, along with the Star Wars spoof Family Guy Presents: Laugh It Up, Fuzzball.

Further media ventures in the wake of the show’s pop culture phenomenon status include: