Wow what a coincidence
Wow what a coincidence
Wow what a coincidence
Wow quelle coïncidence! Qu’est-ce qui t’amènes dans ce café?
Qu’est-ce qui vous amène dans ce café?
Wow quelle coïncidence! Qu’est-ce qui t’amènes dans ce café?
Qu’est-ce qui vous amène dans ce café?
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Hiya everyone!
Lets start with a dad joke because why not!
 
Hahahaha— ok whatever…
Yea so recently I was reading a book called The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, by Mark Haddon. (Btw its a really great book). In it, they talked about the Monty Hall Problem.
What is it?
Now what is the Monty Hall Problem?
So the Monty Hall Problem is kinda like a brain teaser; its a probability puzzle which was based a bit on a game show Let’s Make a Deal and it was named after the host, Monty Hall.
So imagine in front of you there are 3 doors, and you don’t know what’s behind those doors. 2 doors contains goats and 1 of them contains a car.
The presenter asks you which door you first want to pick. Let’s say you pick Door A. Next, the host, who knows what’s behind the doors, opens another door, say Door C, which has a goat. He then says to you, «Do you want to pick door Door B?” Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
Surprisingly, the odds aren’t 50-50, as you might think, because you have two doors. If you switch doors you’ll win 2/3 of the time!
Explanation
Aight so its a tad hard to explain, but I will try to explain as EZ and simple as possible 😉
So if you pick a door and stay there, you have a 1/3 chance of winning, because you have a 1 in 3 chance of obtaining the car on the first choice, right?
So that means that the other doors must have the rest of the chances, or 2/3.
Here is a picture to kind of represent it:
What I try to think about it:
So personally, what I think of is this (disclaimer: my explanation might not be that good/valid)
So lets remember that there are more goats than cars, so you have more chances of first picking a goat in the 1st choice.
Lets say you pick Door A, and it has a goat behind it (but you don’t know). Since the presenter will then open a door with a goat next (like door B), then that means that the remaining door must be a car:
Door A: goat (1st choice, user doesn’t know)
Door B: goat (open door, user does know)
Door C: car (user doesn’t know)
In that case, if the user switches, they will win.
So for that specific case that I just mentioned, you have a 2/3 chance of having that case.
Thats why switching is better, because you should assume you have that case where switching will make you win!
Now you might think that its simpler now, but remember that the user doesn’t know what’s behind those doors!
You might think since you have more chances of getting goat in the beginning —and thus having more chances of winning with switching— then that means every time you pick a door it will be a goat. Indeed, you’re most likely to pick a door with a goat behind it, but that doesn’t mean that the possibility of having a door with a car is completely impossible.
See that’s the thing with probabilities. You can never know exactly if the coin you flip will land on heads or tails. Probabilities can help you try to “guess” the future, but you shall never be sure.
Here is a something that a user said, I think it really explains well this problem:
To me, the clearest explanation is that the only way to get it wrong by switching is to have picked the correct door in the first place. The odds of picking the correct door first are 1 in 3. (From a Reddit post)
Sources:
Myself brain as well! xD
Here are some other sites if you want to know more:
Ok so the repl attached is a simulator based on the point of view of the person playing this challenge. (When prompted, please write exactly or it won’t work properly 😉
pleaseeee don’t look at the code because you will most likely have a stroke or something. What I did could most likely be shortened and made easier….
I hope you enjoyed reading this tutorial, and learnt something new!
As usual, feel free to comment, say your points of views, give feedback, etc. 🙂
Also I might try to make everything random, meaning that I make the computer do the choices on its own for like 100 times, to show that if you switch you have more chances of winning, so keep an eye out for that! 😉
Anyways, thanks again and Have A Really Fantastic Day. 😀Wow what a coincidence
わあ、なんて偶然！ちょうどよかったよ！
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Coincidence Jokes
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Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well
Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.
Talk about coincidence
4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: «Congratulations you’re having twins.» The man responds: «That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.»
The nurse tells the second man: «Congratulations you’re having triplets.»
The man responds: «That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company.»
The nurse tells the third man: «Congratulations You’re having quadruplets.»
One stolen joke is a coincidence. Two stolen jokes is a pattern.
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A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, «How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!»
He turns to her and says,
«What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.»
«This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating,» says the woman.
A dad walks by his son’s bedroom.
Dude1: Hey, what does coincidence mean?
The height of coincidence!
A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.
When the son returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.”
“Oy vey,” said the father, “What have I done!”
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A guy was in an elevator one day & noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed.
Walked into a bar
Three old men are lounging in chairs on the beach in the French Riviera.
One of them says, «I had a business but it burned to the ground. With the insurance money I was able to retire here.»
Another said, «Well that’s a coincidence. I had a business that had a gas leak and blew up and the insurance money allowed me to retire here.»
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A dad overhears his daughter.
A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals.
And they tell them: «You have full rights as employees, but you’re not allowed to eat anybody.»
Things go well for several weeks and then the CEO calls the Tribe into his office. The CEO says:
«Somebody has been reported missing. Did you eat them?»
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scott go into a bar:
The biggest coincidence of all time
Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’
a professional pickup line
Surely it can’t be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name.
A soldier approaches a nun.
«I don’t want to be rude, but can I please hide under your dress? I’ll explain later.» Said the man.
«Go ahead», answered the nun.
Two high ranked army-officers walk up and ask the nun: «have you, by any coincidence, seen a soldier?»
There’s 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in my fridge. Coincidence?
A father sees his 5 year old son praying in the middle of the night
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A father hears his daughter praying
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A guy goes to the doctor, and finds out that he’s got chlamydia on his toes.
A family of potatoes sat down to dinner.
. There was a mom potato, dad potato, and three daughter potatoes. The oldest daughter potato said «I have exciting news! I’m getting married!»
The family bustled with excitement. «We’re so happy for you!» said dad potato, «who is the lucky fellow?»
An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.
The doctor said «Your test results are in and I’m afraid it’s not good news.»
«Nonsense,» replied the anti-vaxxer. «I don’t trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope.»
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I ran over 2 Miles yesterday
Did you know
Jack the Ripper and
Whinnie the pooh
Both have the same middle names
When I was 15yo, I had met a couple by the name of John and Jane Doe and I thought that was the wildest coincidence ever.
Cut to a few months ago, I’m now 35 and I’m thinking about John and Jane Doe.
And I’m like, I bet they were lying to me about that.
When you just found out by a coincidence you have two aunts named Lee.
A man is listening to his daughter pray one night.
A Jewish man was at home
A Jewish man was at home when his son came home and told him:
“Guess what dad, I just converted to Christianity!”
The man, confused about his son’s sudden decision, goes to his friend’s house and explains to him what happened. He replies:
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says «We named my son George because he was born on St. George’s Day».
The Scotsman says «Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew’s Day»
The Irishman says «I can’t believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake»
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A Jew goes into a brothel
— Hello, I’d like to hire the services of a woman called Alice
— What a coincidence, that’s my name. What do you want done?
— I… I want to be pegged
— Oh, how kinky. Why are you looking for this, my sweet mohel?
1 stolen jokes an accident
My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle.
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa”
The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?”
The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.”
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Just a slip of the tongue
A guy boards the flight and looks over at his row mate to see they have something in common and strikes up a conversation-
Delivery coincidences,Haha!
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, «Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.»
«What a coincidence,» the man says. «I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.»
Back in 2006, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
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Rabbi Eliezer was the most brilliant Rabbi of all time.
Nevertheless, his fellow Rabbis would often disagree with his opinions, leading to lengthy philosophical and theological debates.
Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver?
Golfer: «You must be the world’s worst caddy!»
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So there is this guy named Jack.
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One day, a father and his daughter are together.
Almost all coins look the same
Shamus Murphy was enjoying a pint at the bar, when he saw someone who looked very familiar
Aye! You look familiar, what is your name?
Me name is Angus Murphy.
You don’t say? M’name is Shamus Murphy!
You don’ say? Did you grow up in the town of Derry?
I did! Did you go to Saint Anthony’s?
I did! Did you have an Aunt named Mildred?
Guy walks in to an optometrist office and sais «Eye-Doctor».
A guy goes into a psychologist and says, «Hey Doc, I think I’m schizophrenic.»
In the English language, the word «pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis» has the most number of syllables at 19.
This narrowly beats out the runner-up, «Gloria» (18 syllables).
Source: Catholic Exchange
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Goodbye Grandpa
A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, «God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.»
The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’
Doctor: «what’s your zodiac sign?»
Patient: «I’m a cancer, why?»
Doctor: «oh, what a coincidence!»
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Hitler died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946.
Doctor visit
Brother and sister Yu and So (long)
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Lost in Costco a young man and an old man
Dad becomes freaked out over sons ability to make people die then he gets another surprise
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A Doctor comes to a patient with some bad news
Doctor: Your test results have returned and I’m afraid I have some bad news to tell-
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime.
*A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime.*
Daughter: God bless mommy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and. goodbye grandpa.
Dad: why did you say that?
Daughter: I don’t know, I just felt like saying it.
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A white guy gets “Wendy” tattooed on his dick.
It only shows “Wy” when flaccid.
He goes on vacation to Jamaica. In the bathroom peeing, he glances over at a Jamaican guy next to him and sees “Wy” tattooed on his dick too.
He says, What a coincidence! Is your wife named Wendy too?
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The story of Dave (Not my joke)
Juan comes to US/Mexico border on a cycle.
. with 2 large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, «What’s in those bags?»
«Sand,» answered Juan.
The guard says, «We’ll see about that. Get off the bike.»
A Daughter’s Surprise
A boy decides to learn a language of all animals
— Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there and study.
*Fathers agrees and gives him money*
*After a year, son returns home and father decides to test his skills*
On Halloween, a man and his son came to my house to trick or treat
I asked them what they were both dressed up as and the man said he was dressed as Predator from the movie. As I gave the man some candy, I asked his son what he was dressed as although they were wearing the same thing and he said he was a child predator.
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It was Monday and John called his boss because he was sick.
«Boss, can I get a day off? I’m sick today.»
«No problem, you will make it up when you feel better. Is it something serious and will you be gone for a longer period?», the boss asked.
«I’ll be coming in tomorrow, don’t worry» John replied.»Great, I will see you tomorrow then.»
What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises.
When do we want them?
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Sometimes I like to stroke my cock.
I think he must like it too, since everytime I stop, he starts flapping his wings.
(AFAIK this is my original joke. If you’ve heard it before it’s a coincidence)
Three men were waiting outside the labor ward.
A nurse came out to tell the first man: «Congratulations. You are the father of twins.» «Twins!»he exclaimed «How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Co!»
A guy on the red scooter arrives at the monastery where 1024 monks lived.
The monk opens the door.
-Could I sleep here tonight?
While he was sleeping, the roof has fallen, killing half of the monks. Now there are 512 left.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and and Irishman all enter a pub, sit down at the bar, and each orders a pint.
By some incredible coincidence, three flies come along and each one lands in a separate glass.
The Englishman pushes his glass away in disgust and demands that it be replaced on the house.
The Scotsman scoops the fly out of his beer, drops it on the bar top, and continues to sip.
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Two restaurant owners.
Two old restaurateurs run into each other in the lobby of an office building.
«How’s it going?» asks one.
A man is walking by his son’s room, when he hears him praying.
and he decides to poke his head in the door to see what he is saying.
«Dear God, I love Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.»
The father thought this was strange, but didn’t pay much mind to it, as his young son was just expressing his feelings.
One night, Sally was saying goodnight to her parents and grandparents.
“Good night Mom, good night Dad, good night Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.”
Her dad asked her, “Why goodbye?”
“Oh, I dunno, I just felt like it.”
The very next day, her grandpa died.